Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my 8-bit world
And I would just like to say... that if hip hop is not already dead...
Then I'm about to kill it

Blast it! Turn the volume up, we gon
Smash it! Play this in the club, it's like
Magic! I'ma get this thang running like
Yeah, we clubbin', the ladies show us lovin'
Don't dance! When they tell you to move
Don't dance! When they tell you to groove
Just download this, listen to me
Go ahead and download this MP3

Tonight we going all out, we gonna ball out
Adrenaline rushing we 'bout to tear the walls down
All my fellas, go and grab your girls
We gonna party like this is the end of the world
Somebody's texting me, who could it be?
If you got a cell phone, why are you texting me?
And tell me what is the deal with MP3s?
Now I won't never ever have a platinum CD
I really hate touch screens, what do you mean "delete"?
All I wanted was to change the song, you stupid piece of...
Oh, by the way, did I tell you 'bout this chick I met yesterday?
I told her I was a rapper, she thought that was the coolest thing
But then she said she liked pop, so I told her I could sing
(And when you started singing to her man, how did her face look?)
I don't know, the truth is, I only met her on Facebook

Technology, technology
I've had enough of this damned technology
I don't want an iPod or a Blackberry
Then again I really love my Nintendo Wii
But I can't afford an HD TV
60 inch screen, LCD
Just download this, listen to me
Go ahead and download this MP3

Let's start a mosh pit, right in the middle of the street
And get hit by a car (Oh my god, it's a hybrid)
Lose your inhibitions, we gon push it to the limit
Scream like a fat lady just sat on a midget
Let's talk in net speak (500 get) (1337!)
(Over 9000) (Posting in epic thread)
While the DJ's playing this tune
We going crazy like Obama just stepped in the room
All the hip hop artists on MTV
Keep using autotune, ugh, stop molesting it please
Now inhale, exhale then hold your breath
Until your face turns blue and you start to sweat
Pass out, four bars left, now I'm out of lines
Pulling words out of my head, now I'm losing my mind
It's just too much work, this whole rap thang
I think I'ma just go home and play some video games

Blast it! Turn the volume up, we gon
Smash it! Play this in the club, it's like
Magic! I'ma get this thang running like
Yeah, we clubbin', the ladies show us lovin'
Don't dance! When they tell you to move
Don't dance! When they tell you to groove
Just download this, listen to me
Go ahead and download this MP3